SMOKE SALMON HAT
Adjustable baseball style hat. One size fits most.
Message on the front: If you must smoke, smoke salmon.
"My good friend Tim Barry, bon vivant, raconteur, and curator supreme of useless knowledge and vitally important trivia bounces ideas off me from time to time. This is one his and I file it in my public service announcement folder. Hard to believe that the pernicious habit of cigarette smoking is still so prevalent in our society. C'mon people switch to salmon!" -Ray Troll