SPAWN TIL YOU DIE HAT
Adjustable baseball style hat. One size fits most.
Message on the front: Spawn til you die.
"This seems to be the image that most people remember me for. It's been the most popular design for over a decade and would probably make a nice epitaph for my tombstone. It sums up the two great urges in life quite nicely: Eros and Thanatos; Love and Death. What else is there? They connect us to all our vertebrate cousins and by extension to all the spineless wonders as well." -Ray Troll